Hammond apparently is a big fan of a stiff Black Cock! Who knew?
“In nine hundred years of time and space, I’ve never met anybody who wasn’t important before”
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never
everyone’s like “hA HA EASTER IS ON 4/20 LOL BLAZE IT PRAISE IT”
and then in Britain we’re just like “it’s 20/4 don’t blaze anything except the toaster for some hot cross buns and the kettle for an accompanying cup of tea”
But the titanic sank?
if only the titanic did that
*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”
"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"
"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"
I like music because… it’s a better version of speaking.”